Who tucked
me in me widdle bed
And spanked
me till me ass was red,
Me
Mudder!
Who took me
from me cozy cot
And put me
on the ice cold pot
And made me
pee when I could not,
Me
Mudder!
And when
the morning light would come
And in me
crib me dribbled some
Who wiped
me tiny widdle bum,
Me
Mudder!
Who would
me hair so neatly part
And hug me
gently to her heart
Who
sometimes squeezed me till me fart,
Me
Mudder!
Who looked
at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly
have a king size fit
When in me
Sunday pants me shit ,
Me
Mudder!
When at
night her bed did squeak
Me raised
me head to have a peek
Who yelled
at me to go to sleep,
Me
Fadder!
|