Happy Mothers' Day
 
 
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me till me ass was red,
Me Mudder!
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Who took me from me cozy cot
And put me on the ice cold pot
And made me pee when I could not,
Me Mudder!
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And when the morning light would come
And in me crib me dribbled some
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,
Me Mudder!
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Who would me hair so neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,
Me Mudder!
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Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king size fit
When in me Sunday pants me shit ,
Me Mudder!
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When at night her bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peek
Who yelled at me to go to sleep,
Me Fadder!
 
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